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Dr. Bitch has thoughtfully provided an article about how to get a bra that fits. Back in the day, if you went to any store with a women's underpants department, there would be a wonderful-smelling old lady who would eye you up and down - mostly up. Then she would hustle out some bras from a few of her 2,000 magic drawers and lead you into her workroom. Once in there, she would watch you get undressed from the waist up then flip, flap, lift and seperate while you blushed furiously. Good times.

If you know anything about the ol' Lesbesqetster, you know you will never see me in a bra. Unless you are my darling butch, which you are not, since she does not read this. Bras are bad. Y really am serious about this. Y do not care how many women have told you that your breasts will sag if you don't wear a bra. Your breasts are going to sag, no matter what, if you live that long. Or if they are bigger than a fancy bone china tea cup. Or if you have a baby. (Do not have a baby. Unless you want to subject an innocent being to the shit that is going on now and that is likely to get much, much worse as time passes. If time passes.) The only reason to wear a bra is to tittilate someone you love. If you are young, DO NOT get into the habit of wearing a bra.

More on this topic later.