The Veil Is Thin

10 31 2006

Our Homeland - Totally Secure

Y saw a wonderful film on Independent Lens called The World According To Sesame Street. Guess what? A team of foreigners tried to get into the u.s.a. so they could go to the Children's Television Workshop in new york. They want to learn how to make a Sesame Street show for the children and adults in their country in order to promote unity among the population. Did they get in? Remember, they are foreigners who want people to stop fighting each other! Watch the show and find out...but you can probably guess.

Oh yeah, how's that fence project going? Anyone heard?

Doctor! Doctor!

Can not get enough of the banner pic at Bitch Ph.D.

Dr. Bitch has thoughtfully provided an article about how to get a bra that fits. Back in the day, if you went to any store with a women's underpants department, there would be a wonderful-smelling old lady who would eye you up and down - mostly up. Then she would hustle out some bras from a few of her 2,000 magic drawers and lead you into her workroom. Once in there, she would watch you get undressed from the waist up then flip, flap, lift and seperate while you blushed furiously. Good times.

If you know anything about the ol' Lesbesqetster, you know you will never see me in a bra. Unless you are my darling butch, which you are not, since she does not read this. Bras are bad. Y really am serious about this. Y do not care how many women have told you that your breasts will sag if you don't wear a bra. Your breasts are going to sag, no matter what, if you live that long. Or if they are bigger than a fancy bone china tea cup. Or if you have a baby. (Do not have a baby. Unless you want to subject an innocent being to the shit that is going on now and that is likely to get much, much worse as time passes. If time passes.) The only reason to wear a bra is to tittilate someone you love. If you are young, DO NOT get into the habit of wearing a bra.

More on this topic later.

We Love To Get High

How Many Do You Have?

How many have you taken?

We Couldn't Get Much Higher

Me: Have right now in my home = 7
Have ever taken = 24
Taking now, not listed: 3
Most expensive drug taking currently: $500/month
My cash income per month: $600

What a strange country is the usa.

Stars And Stripes Forgetter

What the American Flag Stands For by Charlotte Aldebron:
The American flag stands for the fact that cloth can be very important...

Go read it all at Common Dreams. It's worth pondering. You will not have to ponder very long, since everyone already knows this, but you have to be 12 years old to be fresh enough to actually get it before you forget it. Y guess.

Found the link at The Patient Is In...and she is pissed. Check out the picture of the Impatient Patient.

Lesbesquet, still hittin it